Carnac the Magnifcent

Carnac: Homosexuals and Toronto Maple Leafs

Ed McMahon: Homosexuals and Toronto Maple Leafs

Carnac: Name two places where you'll find really big assholes.

Seems the Leafs have found their blowhard to replace generally well spoken and well liked Paul Maurice. Now, if my theory (and Carnac's gift) is correct, and asshole size is somehow tantamount to success with the Leafs, the GM position will shortly filled by one of the following: