I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!
Moreau - your team stinks! You're the captain of this mess. You couldn't captain a.............I've lost my train of thought.
Horcoff - $5.5million, $7million? Who cares when you're not playing worth a nickle. Buy a new shoulder.
Khabibulin......you couldn't......where's Khabibulin? DAMN IT!
Deslauriers - You're 6'4" - the net is 4' high. Do the math! Stop getting beaten over the shoulder!
Cogliano - put your shirt on and score some goals pretty boy.
O'Sullivan - WTF are you shooting at?
Comrie - you sickly little runt! Tamiflu, cold FX, Tylenol, check it out. The boss owns pharmacies for chrissakes!
Nillson - I wish you some consistency, I wish you some consistency, I wish you some consistancy, and a happy new haircut!
Pouliot - Pubis sounds made up to me!
Gilbert - pretend its preseason!
Souray - pretend its last year!
Penner, Vishnovsky - well, you're just Festivus Miracles!
Happy Holidays everyone.
Now, festivus doesn't end until someone pins me
